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Catastrophes that didn’t happen

  • My husband did not get beat up and killed that time he was out drinking with his coworkers.
  • I don’t have a brain tumor.
  • I didn’t die during childbirth.
  • I never came home to my husband and son lying in a pool of blood.
  • My son was never kidnapped from daycare.
  • My bus didn’t blow up (terrorists).
  • My husband didn’t try to cut me in half that time.
  • I tested negative for lyme disease (though you never really know)
  • No nuclear war, so far.
  • I have never died in a tornado.